“Human relationships are a luxury good” is my message from the astrology app Co-Star on the morning of Donald Trump’s 80th birthday. That morning is also the 39th time Trump has posted on Truth Social claiming that Iran and the United States are about to end the war that the Trump administration—and Israel—began on 28 February 2026. Outside the White House, preparations are underway for a different kind of battle: a special edition of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, held in a purpose-built arena on the South Lawn. “Maybe we’ll never, ever take it down,” Trump said wistfully in a video on his official TikTok account, comparing the construction’s beauty to the Eiffel Tower in Paris. The comments section said it was straight out of the 2006 film Idiocracy. When world leaders visit him to discuss matters of war and peace, the meetings are televised against the gaudy, neo-Baroque backdrop of the renovated Oval Office, where Trump added gold statues and ornamentation, echoing his proposed “Arc de Trump” in Washington DC: a 250-foot (76-metre)-tall, turbo-charged Temu version of Paris Arc de Triomphe. The reign of terror that is Trump 2.0—Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raids, the “Alligator Alcatraz” detention facility, the Iran war—is accompanied throughout by deliberate abominations of taste. For many, such crimes against taste reflect the ego of a man capable of other, more serious crimes against the world.
If this endless tragicomedy feels like the end of the world, that’s because we’re in the Endcore now. That’s the name I give to this era after the end of eras, marked by a shared sense that a final, historical ending is in sight, even as such an end never actually arrives. All around us are crises that come to us as collapsed narratives: under Trump, democracy envies dictatorship, global warming is a hoax, and the use of Calibri was a “wasteful” diversity, equity, and inclusivity (DEI) policy, now replaced by Times New Roman in all official correspondence.